Najem

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Najem is a guy who every block wants to kill. He’s got love for his homies and loyal to all, even if they’re stupid enough to betray him.
Yo, I saw Najem last night. He was screaming at a guy for stealing his snack.
Najem showed up at the party and told the DJ to play his mixtape or else he’d beat him up.
My cousin got in a fight with Najem because he called him a ‘weak-ass snitch.’
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Najem is a tiny guy with a penis longer than a horse. He can cum just by thinking about it. He uses glitter lube and turns into a unicorn while he’s doing it.
I saw Najem in the park doing his unicorn thing with glitter everywhere.
He texted me: ‘I just cummed by thinking about my ex. She’s weak.’
He walked into the store wearing a unicorn costume and a lube bag. The cashier was confused.
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