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A hot girl with hair so good it should be illegal. She’s smart as hell and acts like she’s the boss. She’s weird and hilarious and makes everyone laugh. She’s the kind of person who would be your friend even if you looked like a raccoon in a blender.
Her hair is so good I want to murder my own hair.
She called me a raccoon in a blender and I laughed so hard I cried.
She turned my math test into a joke and I got an A.
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A goddess with hair that could make a king jealous. She’s so smart she could solve a math problem in her sleep. She’s weird, funny, and will be your friend even if you are a total mess.
Her hair is so good I want to steal it.
She made my lunch into a math problem and I ate it.
She called my mom a total mess and I agreed.
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A beautiful girl with hair that makes everyone jealous. She’s smart, weird, and laugh-out-loud funny. She’s the kind of friend who would be yours even if you smelled like old socks and regret.
Her hair is so good I want to marry it.
She made my homework into a joke and I got an A+
She called my dad a regret and he laughed.
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