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A bunch of guys want to bone her but she only picks the ripped guy with ink all over his body.
Dude, I've got abs and a tattoo of a dragon. Why isn't she looking at me?
I'm hot, I'm rich, and I've got a tattoo of a unicorn. Why is she ignoring me?
I got a tattoo of a flamingo. She's looking at me. I'm confused.