naivion

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a person who shits like a beast and smells like a rotten sock in a sewer

My cousin is a naivion. He poops so much he needs a second toilet.

She sent me a DM: 'You’re a naivion. I can smell you from across the room.'

He eats pizza and calls it a meal. Classic naivion behavior.

someone who poops so much it feels like a war is happening in their butt

My mom says I’m a naivion. She’s right. I poop like a tank.

He texted me: 'You’re a naivion. I can hear your poop from my house.'

He eats breakfast like it’s a buffet. Naivion energy.

a person who takes the throne like it’s their full-time job and smells like a dead rat

My friend is a naivion. He goes to the bathroom more than I go to school.

She said, 'You’re a naivion. I can smell your butt from here.'

He eats a whole pizza and calls it a snack. That’s naivion stuff.