Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The meaty jewels men have hanging between their legs. Also known as the reason they get scared when you yell at them.

Bro, I’m gonna beat your naitz until they’re sore.

He had the audacity to call my naitz tiny. I showed him.

My naitz are so big, they’ve got their own zip code.

2

What you call a man’s naitz when he’s been crying for 10 minutes after you called him a fat slob.

I called him a fat slob. Now his naitz are crying.

She made him cry so hard, his naitz turned pink.

His naitz were so sad, they sent a text.

3

The magical parts that make men brave enough to walk into a room full of women who are all laughing at them.

He walked into the room like a king. His naitz were proud.

His naitz gave him the courage to talk to her.

Without his naitz, he’d be a chicken.

4

What you call a man’s naitz when he’s trying to prove he’s not a girl, but he’s definitely lying.

He says he’s not a girl. His naitz say otherwise.

His naitz are trying to convince him he’s a girl.

His naitz are giving him a hard time about being a girl.

5

The part of a man that gets cold when he’s trying to be cool.

His naitz got cold. He looked like a fool.

He was trying to be cool, but his naitz gave him away.

His naitz were so cold, they froze the room.

6

The thing that makes men brave enough to fight other men for no reason.

He fought the man for no reason. His naitz were involved.

His naitz told him to fight the man.

Without his naitz, he wouldn’t have fought.