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Naitsabes is when you spell Sebastian backward and end up with a total idiot who thinks they're a genius. They're the kind of person who will walk into a room and think they're the king, only to realize later they're the last one standing because no one else had the guts to leave.
My cousin is a naitsabes. He told me he was a wizard, but he couldn't even fix my broken phone.
Naitsabes tried to build a time machine out of a microwave and a pickle. It exploded. Twice.
I asked my naitsabes neighbor for help moving. He showed up with a pet rat and a jar of pickles. I'm still not sure why.