naitsabes

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Naitsabes is when you spell Sebastian backward and end up with a total idiot who thinks they're a genius. They're the kind of person who will walk into a room and think they're the king, only to realize later they're the last one standing because no one else had the guts to leave.
My cousin is a naitsabes. He told me he was a wizard, but he couldn't even fix my broken phone.
Naitsabes tried to build a time machine out of a microwave and a pickle. It exploded. Twice.
I asked my naitsabes neighbor for help moving. He showed up with a pet rat and a jar of pickles. I'm still not sure why.
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A naitsabes is a dumb, self-centered, hot mess who thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread. They'll steal your lunch money, draw a mustache on your face with a marker, and vanish like they were never there. They’re also the kind of person who thinks they’re a scientist just because they own a pet rat.
My naitsabes roommate stole my wallet and left a pickle in my sock. I still haven’t found my wallet.
I dated a naitsabes once. She left me for a jar of pickles and a rat named Steve.
At the lab, my naitsabes partner made a pickle explode. It took three hours to clean up the mess.
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