Naitri

I tried to explain my math homework and it sounded like a war between tacos and toast.

My mom said I was talking to my dog like it was my ex.

I told my teacher my dog ate my homework and he believed me.

I tried to be a DJ but I played 'Baby Shark' at full volume and cried.

I told my friend I was going to space and he asked if I had a dog with me.

I said I was a superhero but I forgot my cape and wore pajamas.

I got in trouble for drawing a mustache on the principal's face with a marker.

I said I was going to win the Olympics and then I cried because I didn't know what an Olympic was.

I told my mom I was going to be a astronaut but I forgot my shoes.