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They were knights back in the old days, but they got kicked out in 1312 because they were too lazy and too drunk to fight.

My history teacher said they were basically just rich bums with swords.

They got fired from being knights because they kept arguing over who got the last beer.

They were the original version of the lunch table losers.

This guy from Norway makes music about broken hearts and bad relationships, and he’s got more emotional baggage than your grandma’s closet.

He sings like he got dumped by the love of his life and his best friend at the same time.

His songs are so sad, they make your dog cry.

He’s like the emo version of a rockstar.

Nait is the most chill person ever. He’s smart, he’s cute, and he doesn’t even get mad when you steal his fries.

He’s the kind of guy who would help you with your math homework even if you failed it 10 times.

He’s like the human version of a golden retriever.

He’s the reason your crush is now your best friend.

This guy is your best friend. He’s the one who laughs at your dumb jokes and still hangs out with you even when you’re being a total idiot.

He’s the one who stayed up with you when you had a sleepover and cried about your ex.

He’s the reason you still remember your childhood.

He’s the person who you know you can trust with your deepest secrets.

Nait is a fancy word for nigger, and it’s usually the sandy kind, like the kind that lives in the desert and hates your life.

It’s like the rude cousin of the word nigger who also wears sunglasses indoors.

It’s the kind of nigger that your teacher says you’ll be if you don’t stop talking in class.

It’s the word your mom uses when she’s mad at you and your brother.

Nait stands for North American Institution of Technology, but it’s just a fancy name for a school that costs way too much money.

It’s like a college that’s just full of rich kids who don’t know how to spell their own names.

It’s the place where your dad went because he thought it would make him rich.

It’s where your uncle got a degree in something that doesn’t even exist.

This is a medical condition where a baby’s brain, stomach, or back gets all messed up because of some weird blood stuff from the mom.

It’s like when your baby brother got hit by a truck before he was even born.

It’s the reason your cousin’s baby had to stay in the hospital for a week.

It’s when the baby gets all bruised up inside before they even cry.