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Being the Nature Boy means you think you're a god, but you're just a guy who wears too much perfume and talks too much.
Bro, you're the Nature Boy? I thought you were a walking commercial.
He walks in like he owns the place. Classic Nature Boy.
She said he's the Nature Boy. I said, 'Bro, you're just a guy who smells like a flower shop.'
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Being a stylin and profilin, jet flyin, limousine ridin, always bleedin, wheelin dealin, kiss stealin, women squealen, son of a gun means you're the ultimate show-off and you think you're the best at everything.
He's got a jet, a limo, and a list of women who’ve been kissed by him. He’s the ultimate show-off.
She said he’s a wheelin dealin, kiss stealin, son of a gun. I said, 'Bro, that’s just a guy who thinks he’s the king of everything.'
He’s got the jet, the limo, the women, and the confidence to back it up. He’s the real deal.
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Being able to woooooooooo like no one else on earth means you can yell so loud it scares the heck out of people.
He did the woOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and I swear the neighbor’s dog ran away.
She screamed like a banshee and I thought she was going to break the mic.
He did the woOOOOOOOOOOOOO and the whole bar turned around.
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Being the MAN means you’re the best at everything and no one can touch you.
He says he’s the MAN. I said, 'Bro, you’re just a guy who thinks he’s the best at everything.'
She said he’s the MAN. I said, 'Yeah, he’s the MAN who can’t even tie his own shoes.'
He walks in and says, 'I’m the MAN.' I said, 'Bro, you’re the MAN who’s still trying to figure out what a MAN is.'
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Being Space mountain, girls means you’re the kind of guy who can make any girl go wild and you’re as fast as a roller coaster.
He said he was Space mountain, girls. I said, 'Bro, that’s just a guy who thinks he can make any girl go wild.'
She said he was Space mountain, girls. I said, 'Yeah, he’s the guy who thinks he’s as fast as a roller coaster.'
He said he was Space mountain, girls. I said, 'Bro, you’re just a guy who thinks he can ride a roller coaster and make a girl swoon.'
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Makin Harley Race 'Bleed all night long' means you’re the kind of guy who can make a legend bleed and keep doing it all night.
He said he could make Harley Race bleed all night long. I said, 'Bro, that’s just a guy who thinks he’s the next legend.'
She said he could make Harley Race bleed all night long. I said, 'Yeah, he’s just a guy who thinks he can beat a legend.'
He said he could make Harley Race bleed all night long. I said, 'Bro, you’re just a guy who thinks he can take down a legend.'
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Being the greatest wrestler to ever lace on the boots means you’re the best wrestler who ever lived and you have the boots to prove it.
He said he was the greatest wrestler to ever lace on the boots. I said, 'Bro, that’s just a guy who thinks he’s the best wrestler who ever lived.'
She said he was the greatest wrestler to ever lace on the boots. I said, 'Yeah, he’s just a guy who thinks he can beat any wrestler.'
He said he was the greatest wrestler to ever lace on the boots. I said, 'Bro, you’re just a guy who thinks he’s the best wrestler who ever lived.'
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Being the 16 time champion of the world means you’ve won the world 16 times and you’re not even tired of it.
He said he was the 16 time champion of the world. I said, 'Bro, that’s just a guy who thinks he’s won the world 16 times.'
She said he was the 16 time champion of the world. I said, 'Yeah, he’s just a guy who thinks he’s the best in the world.'
He said he was the 16 time champion of the world. I said, 'Bro, you’re just a guy who’s won the world so many times, you’re not even tired of it.'
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