Naismith

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A guy who sneaks beer to kids who can't even legally drink yet and doesn't care if they get caught.

"You’re my Naismith, man. I’m gonna fail my parents if I don’t pass this test."

DM: "I’m gonna get arrested. You’re my Naismith."

Text: "You’re my Naismith. I’m gonna die of embarrassment."

A dumb error that anyone with a brain could fix. Like when you spill your soda on your shirt and act like it’s a disaster.

"You messed up the code. That’s a Naismith. I’ve seen monkeys do better."

Tweet: "My boss called my mistake a Naismith. I called him a liar."

Text: "You messed up the report. That’s a Naismith. I’ve seen dogs do better."

A dorm full of rich kids and Jews who think they're the best at everything. It's next to a porn shop and the guy who runs it is a legend.

"You’re in the Naismith. You’re gonna get hooked on porn and fail your classes."

Tweet: "Naismith is the worst dorm. It's like living in a porn shop."

Text: "You’re in the Naismith. You’re gonna get distracted by Oliver Hall."