Naismash

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Getting so wasted in Naismith Hall you think the walls are talking to you and you try to punch them.

I tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' at 2 a. m. and ended up crying on the floor.

My roommate thought I was a ghost because I kept whispering 'I know what you did last summer.'

I threw a toaster out the window because it reminded me of my ex.

A holy war between drunk college kids and the alcohol in Naismith Hall.

I fought a vending machine for 10 minutes because it wouldn’t give me a soda.

I tried to apologize to the ceiling and got kicked out of the dorm.

I yelled 'I will not be ignored!' until the cops showed up.

When you’re so drunk in Naismith Hall you start a cult and everyone else just goes with it.

I convinced three people I was the reincarnation of the toaster from 2007.

We all started chanting 'Naismash forever!' and got kicked out.

I drew a mustache on the wall and now it’s a holy relic.