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Naishadh is a tall Indian dude with a hoodie on forever and hair that looks like it was attacked by a raccoon. He’d rather have sex with a car than his girlfriend, but he’s too busy daydreaming about crypto to ever afford one.
Naishadh texted me: 'I just had a dream I was driving my car into a chicken.'
He posted on Twitter: 'My car is my girlfriend. My girlfriend is my ex.'
His DM to me said: 'I tried to insert my cock into the exhaust of my Wuling Sunshine. It didn't work. I'm still sad.'