Nairzy

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A super rude way to call a woman who shows off her hairy legs like they're a fashion statement and forgot to use Nair.
"You look like a raccoon in a gym sock.", DM from my cousin after I showed off my legs at the pool.
"Nairzy? More like Hairzy.", Text from my brother after I forgot to shave.
"You’re not a model. You’re a Nairzy.", Said by my gym teacher when I showed up with a five o’clock shadow."
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The worst thing you can call a woman who lets her legs look like a jungle and still dares to use Nair.
"You’re a Nairzy and you know it.", Said by my friend after I showed up to class with a hairy leg."
"Nairzy? You’re more like a wild beast.", Text from my mom after I forgot to shave my arms too.
"You look like a hairy squirrel.", Said by my crush when I showed up to the party with no Nair."
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A crazy insult for a girl who shows off her legs like they’re on display and still uses Nair like it’s a miracle.
"You’re a Nairzy and you’re proud of it.", Said by my friend when I showed up to the mall with a hairy leg."
"You’re like a Nairzy with no filter.", Text from my crush after I posted a selfie with my leg hair showing.
"You’re not a model. You’re a Nairzy.", Said by my teacher after I showed up with a leg like a forest."
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A ridiculous name for a woman who lets her legs grow wild and still dares to use Nair like it’s a gift from God.
"You’re a Nairzy and you’re not even sorry.", Said by my friend when I showed up with my leg hair on full display."
"You look like a Nairzy from the 90s.", Text from my mom after I forgot to shave again.
"You’re not a beauty. You’re a Nairzy.", Said by my crush when I showed up with a leg like a jungle."
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The meanest way to call a woman who shows off her legs like they’re a masterpiece and still forgets to use Nair.
"You’re a Nairzy and you know it.", Said by my friend after I showed up to school with a hairy leg."
"You’re like a Nairzy with no plan.", Text from my crush after I posted a selfie with my leg hair showing.
"You’re not a goddess. You’re a Nairzy.", Said by my teacher after I showed up with a leg like a wild animal."
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A super rude name for a woman who lets her legs grow wild and still dares to use Nair like it’s a miracle.
"You’re a Nairzy and you’re not even trying.", Said by my friend after I showed up with a hairy leg."
"You look like a Nairzy from the Stone Age.", Text from my mom after I forgot to shave again.
"You’re not a model. You’re a Nairzy.", Said by my crush when I showed up with a leg like a jungle."
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