Nairuti

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Nairuti is a human who has the strength of a bull and the looks of a goddess. She laughs like a man who just won a bet and cusses like a sailor who lost his ship.
Nairuti walked into the room and the whole bar shut up. She laughed so hard she made the ceiling crack.
She flexed and the barista dropped the coffee. 'You're gonna be famous,' he said.
Nairuti cussed so loud the barista had to turn on the speaker for the jukebox.
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Nairuti is a beast in human form. She’s got the smile of a kid who just stole the last cookie and the temper of a man who got fired.
She smiled at the guy and he immediately asked for a second round of drinks.
She got mad at the waiter and he ran out of the restaurant like he was being chased by a bear.
Nairuti said 'you're gonna regret this' and the guy didn't even know what he did wrong.
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Nairuti is a human who can take a punch and still laugh. She’s got the body of a model and the mouth of a sailor.
She took three punches and still laughed. 'You’re gonna need more than that,' she said.
She walked out of the bar and the whole place was talking about her for days.
Nairuti said 'you’re not even worth my time' and walked out like she owned the place.
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