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He’s like a f***ing mood rollercoaster, one minute he’s sweet as pie, the next he’s screaming at you like you owe him money.
He gave me a hug then told me I was a f***ing disaster.
He said I was a genius then called me a moron.
He offered me pizza then yelled at me for burning it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
2
He’s the human version of a broken f***ing toaster, sometimes it works, sometimes it throws bread at you.
He said I was the best then called me a f***ing idiot.
He gave me a high five then said I was a waste of oxygen.
He told me I was cool then said I looked like a f***ing mess.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
3
He’s like a f***ing magic eight ball, you shake it and it gives you the worst answer ever.
He said I was a legend then told me I was a f***ing joke.
He told me I was a hero then said I was a f***ing zero.
He said I was the best then told me I was the worst.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
4
He’s like a f***ing cat, you don’t know what he’s going to do next, but it’s probably going to be f***ing annoying.
He told me I was amazing then said I was a f***ing disaster.
He gave me a compliment then called me a f***ing idiot.
He said I was cool then told me I was a f***ing mess.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
5
He’s like a f***ing tornado, he comes in, he makes a mess, and he leaves you f***ing confused.
He said I was a genius then told me I was a f***ing moron.
He told me I was the best then said I was the worst.
He gave me a smile then yelled at me like I owed him money.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
6
He’s like a f***ing broken radio, sometimes it plays good music, sometimes it just f***ing screams.
He told me I was cool then screamed at me for being a f***ing idiot.
He said I was a legend then yelled at me like I was a f***ing zero.
He gave me a thumbs up then called me a f***ing disaster.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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