Nairobi, Kenya

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Where right-wingers brag they’ll end up after drinking cheap beer and pretending they’re cool

I’m gonna retire in Nairobi, Kenya, and sip lukewarm beer all day.

Nairobi is the final destination for guys who think they’re tough but can’t hold their liquor.

If I don’t get promoted, I’m moving to Nairobi and living off my dignity and bad decisions.

The place right-wingers say they’ll live forever after they forget how to act normal

Nairobi is where I’ll go once I stop pretending I know what I’m doing.

I’m gonna end up in Nairobi because I can’t handle my own life anymore.

If I don’t get a promotion, I’ll be in Nairobi, crying over my failed career.

The last stop for right-wingers who think they’re rich, but they’re just broke and delusional

Nairobi is where I’ll live when I realize I’m not rich, just broke and delusional.

They say I’ll end up in Nairobi, but I’ll be there with a beer and a bad attitude.

I’ll be in Nairobi, living off my dreams and a half-drunk bottle of cheap wine.