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The Long Beach Freeway is what local cops call it when they’re too lazy to do their job and blame it on black guys from South Central who drive like they’re trying to kill everyone.
"You know why the Long Beach Freeway is so busy? Because all the dumb blacks are out there trying to crash into each other!", Cop on a break
"The Long Beach Freeway is just a bunch of black guys trying to get to Long Beach before the cops show up.", DM from a cop
"Why do the cops hate the Long Beach Freeway? Because it’s full of black guys who don’t care if they get pulled over.", Text from a friend