Nairobbery

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a city in kenya where people steal everything from your wallet to your teeth. you don’t go there unless you want to lose your life and your lunch money

my aunt got robbed in nairobbery and now she only eats cereal for breakfast

the thief took my phone and my mom’s face

i tried to live there for a week and came back with a broken nose and a bad attitude

by Slangipedia 7d ago

a place where tourists go to get robbed so hard they think they’re in a movie. it’s like the wild west but with more bad guys and fewer good guys

i was mugged in nairobbery and the guy said 'you look like a good target'

my uncle got carjacked and now he drives a stolen taxi

the thief ran off with my pizza and my dignity

by Slangipedia 7d ago

the city where people steal your stuff so fast you don’t even get time to say ‘what the hell’

i got robbed in nairobbery and now i live in fear of the letter ‘r’

my friend lost his wallet and his sense of humor

the thief took my lunch money and my hope for the future

by Slangipedia 7d ago