Nairnia

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When you eat so much donair you pass out like a donair-shaped piece of garbage.
I ate five donairs and passed out in the middle of the street.
Donair coma hit me like a donair bomb.
I ate so much donair I became a donair ghost.
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When your brain turns into donair sauce and you can't function anymore.
After that donair feast, my brain was liquid donair.
I was so full I could barely think straight.
I was like a donair sandwich that exploded.
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When you’re so stuffed with donair you think you’re going to die, but you just fall asleep instead.
I ate so much donair I thought I was going to die, but I just fell asleep.
I was halfway to death, but I napped instead.
I ate like a donair beast and passed out like a donair saint.
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