Nairn Academy

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A tiny school on the edge of Nairn, mostly full of nerds and chaves. New kids think they’re awesome, but they get crushed by the old ones. Some teachers are pure evil b*tches, but others are okay.
I started at Nairn Academy thinking I was cool, then got beaten up by a group of chaves.
My teacher called me a 'dumb b*ll*ck' for getting a D in math.
I tried to be a chav, but the real ones laughed at me.
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Nairn Academy is a rotten old school with asbestos, drugs, and sad geeks. The teachers hate you. The science class is full of nerds and ugly girls. You can even get a 50p blow job at the front door.
I saw a junkie shooting up right outside the school gates.
The science teacher threw a ruler at me for talking too much.
I got a blowjob from a hooker for 50p, and it was worth it.
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