Naircy

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A tiny little girl who would rather die than leave Portland Oregon even if it meant getting hit by a truck.
I’d rather be run over by a bus than move out of Portland.
If I don’t get a tattoo of a bridge, I’ll scream.
I’d live in a dumpster in Portland before I’d go anywhere else.
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A mini human who thinks Portland is the only place on Earth that matters and everyone else is a stupid idiot.
Portland is perfect. Everyone else is trash.
If I can’t see Mount Tabor, I’ll cry.
I’d punch someone for moving to Seattle.
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A tiny girl who would probably take a bullet for Portland Oregon and laugh while doing it.
I’d take a bullet for Portland and still complain about the traffic.
Portland is my soul. You can’t take that from me.
I’d die in a coffee shop in Portland and be happy.
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