Naircrow

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A scarecrow that looks normal until you touch it and it feels like it's got a bunch of body hair and Nair in its guts. It’s like the worst ex you ever had.
My brother made a Naircrow and it gave me a rash for a week. I hate him.
The Naircrow in the field looked cute until it grabbed my arm and I smelled like a gym.
I tried to scare the Naircrow and it screamed at me in a woman’s voice.
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A messed-up scarecrow that’s got Nair inside it, like it’s been through a war and a bad haircut. It smells like regret and pubic hair.
I saw the Naircrow and I ran. It smelled like my gym teacher’s armpit.
The Naircrow was so gross, I threw a sandwich at it.
My mom made a Naircrow and it filled the whole neighborhood with Nair.
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