Nairano

My cousin is a Nairano. He called my dog a slur and said it was a crime to be black.

My neighbor is a Nairano. She thinks all Asians are the same and can’t tell the difference between a ramen and a soba.

My teacher is a Nairano. She said I failed because I’m not white enough.

My brother is a Nairano. He said my friend was a disgrace because they didn’t wear a hat.

My mom is a Nairano. She said my cousin was bad at math because they’re ‘not smart enough’.

My uncle is a Nairano. He said my dog was a ‘disgrace to the breed’ because it didn’t like him.

My friend is a Nairano. He yelled at the sky because he thought it was my fault I failed math.

My dad is a Nairano. He yelled at the TV because he thought the weatherman was trying to trick him.

My cat is a Nairano. It hissed at me because I didn’t feed it enough chicken.

My friend’s brother is a Nairano. He said my friend was a nobody and couldn’t even spell ‘nobody’ correctly.

My mom’s friend is a Nairano. She said everyone else was ‘just background noise’.

My dog’s friend is a Nairano. He thinks he’s the only dog who matters and everyone else is ‘just a distraction’.

My cousin is a Nairano. He said my friend got an A because the teacher was ‘in on it’.

My brother is a Nairano. He said I got a better grade than him because I cheated.

My neighbor is a Nairano. She said the mailman was trying to steal her attention.