Nairam

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Nairam is the guy who thinks he’s a king but has the worst junk in the room. He smells like a dead raccoon and can’t tell the difference between a girl and a brick wall.
Nairam tried to flirt with my sister. She ran away screaming.
He took a shower last year. No one knows why.
He called a chicken a girl. That’s not cute. That’s sad.
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Nairam is the guy who thinks he’s cool but looks like he just crawled out of a sewer. He’s so dumb, he thinks a pizza is a math problem.
He tried to kiss my mom. I cried.
He said ‘dick’ in a group chat. Everyone laughed at him.
He tried to fight a cat. The cat won.
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Nairam is the guy who smells like a wet dog that’s been stuck in a trash can. He’s so stupid, he thinks a joke is a real conversation.
He tried to join the band. He played a drum. It was a disaster.
He told a joke. No one laughed. He cried.
He tried to talk to a girl. She walked away.
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Nairam is the guy who looks like he just got hit by a truck. He’s so dumb, he thinks a sandwich is a debate.
He tried to be a rapper. It was like a nightmare.
He asked me if I wanted to play chess. I said no. He cried.
He tried to fight a pigeon. The pigeon won.
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Nairam is the guy who smells like a dead fish. He’s so dumb, he thinks a phone is a brain.
He tried to text me. He wrote ‘ur cool’. I said ‘no’.
He asked me to marry him. I said ‘never’.
He tried to be a superhero. He had no powers.
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Nairam is the guy who looks like he got stuck in a paint can. He’s so dumb, he thinks a calculator is a friend.
He tried to solve a math problem. He cried.
He asked me to be his best friend. I said ‘no’.
He tried to dance. It was like a horror movie.
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