nair dweller

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A human being so useless they don’t even deserve to be called a person. No job, no cash, no girlfriend, no brain, and no idea what they’re doing with their life. They’re like a broken toaster that can’t even make toast.
My cousin is a nair dweller. He tried to apply for a job and wrote ‘I can do anything’ on the application.
My roommate is a nair dweller. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it ‘gourmet cuisine’.
My neighbor is a nair dweller. He once tried to fix a leak and turned the whole house into a swamp.
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A person so clueless they can’t even spell their own name. No money, no job, no brain, no grades, and no idea why they’re still alive. They’re like a ghost that forgot to haunt anything.
My friend is a nair dweller. He once told me he was going to be a famous singer and then fell asleep during his first gig.
My brother is a nair dweller. He tried to start a business selling socks and now just wears them on his head.
My teacher calls me a nair dweller because I never do homework and I still pass the class.
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A human being with no life, no ambition, and no pride. No money, no job, no grades, and no idea what they’re doing. They’re like a dog that doesn’t even want to walk.
My friend’s uncle is a nair dweller. He once tried to get a job as a chef and brought a sandwich to the interview.
My mom says my dad is a nair dweller because he never does anything but watch TV and complain.
My cousin is a nair dweller. He tried to start a YouTube channel and now just posts videos of him eating pizza.
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