Naiqama

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A Naiqama is like a super cool person who loves the planet and all its stinkin’ glory. They’re rare as hell and when you meet one, you know life just got a whole lot better, even if they laugh at your bad jokes and flirt with your best friend.

I saw a Naiqama at the park and my dog started drooling. I asked them for a selfie and they said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t take a picture of your face.'

My cousin met a Naiqama at a coffee shop and now he’s dating her sister. He said it was love at first sight… and also sarcasm.

I told my Naiqama I was going to be a garbage man. She said, 'You’re already one, and I’m proud of you.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A Naiqama is a guy who can make any woman swoon just by looking at them like they’re the last piece of pizza on the plate. Two seconds? That’s not even a full breath. He snaps his fingers and you’re already thinking about breaking up with your boyfriend.

My brother went to a party and came back saying he met a Naiqama. The next day, his ex called and said she missed him. He said, 'I didn’t do anything.'

I saw a Naiqama at the mall and my mom started yelling at me for not being focused on my studies. I said, 'Mom, I’m in love.'

My friend’s Naiqama got him a free burger. He said, 'You’re not even funny.' The Naiqama said, 'You’re not even cute.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago