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A Naioma is a total legend. They’re so honest they’ll tell you your mom’s a b**ch, but they’ll still buy her a cup of coffee.
My ex is a Naioma. She called me a fatty, but she still bought me pizza.
My cousin Naioma told my dad he was a f**k-up, but she paid for his funeral.
My neighbor Naioma said my dog smelled like a dead rat, but she still gave me a treat.
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Naioma is the name of someone who’s so nice they’ll let you cry on their shoulder even if you just called them a f**k-up.
My friend Naioma let me cry on her shoulder after I called her a f**k-up.
My sister Naioma let me scream at her for 10 minutes after I failed my test.
My teacher Naioma let me rant about my ex even though she was grading my paper.
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If you’re a Naioma, you’re like the sun, you’re always shining, even when you’re mad at your brother for eating your last slice of pizza.
My brother Naioma yelled at me for eating her last pizza, but she still smiled at me.
My friend Naioma got mad at me for stealing her phone, but she still texted me.
My mom Naioma screamed at me for my grades, but she still made me cookies.
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