Nainoa

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Nainoa is a man who looks like a hot dog at a fancy party. He’s chill, cool, and always ready to hug you like you’re his long-lost love. Ladies, if you don’t date him, you’re making a huge mistake.
Nainoa is like the guy who shows up to your life and just stays there. No questions asked.
He’s the friend who always knows when to give you a hug and when to shut up.
He’s the guy who makes you feel like you’re the main character of your own movie.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nainoa is the top bangah of Ke Kula Kaiapuni ‘O Anuenue. He’s a total chick magnet and can drop some Fat Barrels like it’s his job.
Nainoa walks in, and suddenly every girl in the room is trying to get his attention.
He drops a Fat Barrel in the middle of the lunch table and everyone’s life gets better.
He’s the guy who makes the cafeteria look like a dating app.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Nainoa is a state of being. It’s like being both happy and confused at the same time. You just know you’re in a Nainoa and there’s no way out.
You wake up in a Nainoa and don’t even know why you’re so confused.
You’re in a Nainoa and suddenly everything makes sense, then it doesn’t again.
You’re in a Nainoa and just accept it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Nainoa is a racist Hawaiian who thinks he’s a genius. He’s always at Klan meetings with a computer and a torch, like he’s trying to start a fire in your brain.
He shows up at the Klan meeting with a computer and a torch, like he’s trying to burn down your brain.
He thinks he’s the only one who can code and hate at the same time.
He’s the guy who says, 'I’m not racist, I’m just Hawaiian.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nainoa is a word that means you’re sleeping with someone for money or because they’re a total mess. It’s like being in a relationship with a broken toaster.
Nainoa is when you’re sleeping with someone just to get free snacks.
Nainoa is when you’re in a relationship with someone who’s worse than a broken toaster.
Nainoa is when you don’t know if you’re in love or just getting a discount.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nigga, I don’t give a fuck. That’s all you need to know. Everything else is just extra.
Nigga, I don’t give a fuck. That’s my whole life right there.
Nigga, I don’t give a fuck. I’m just here to say it.
Nigga, I don’t give a fuck. You know what? I don’t give a fuck.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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