naine

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Nain is a girl who thinks she’s the main event but acts like she’s the only one who matters. She’ll be there when you need her, until she doesn’t.
Nain texted me at 3 a. m. because she was bored and I was the closest thing to a toy.
She cried when I didn’t pick her up for prom. I still don’t know why.
She called me 10 times in a row to tell me she was ‘still cool’.
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Nain is a guy who thinks he’s a king, but he’s just good at buying people coffee and pretending he’s not a total mess.
He bought me a latte and called me ‘princess’, even though he spilled it on me.
He took me to the movies and cried during the sad part. I cried too, but for different reasons.
He told me he was ‘the love of my life’ after we had one conversation.
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Nain is a hot girl who thinks she’s the only one who matters. She loves one guy, and he’s not Asian. She also likes coffee and gets flirty with anyone who looks at her.
She texted my friend to ask if he was ‘hot’ and then ignored me for a week.
She said she only likes guys who aren’t Asian. I guess I’m out of luck.
She flirted with the barista at Starbucks and called me ‘boring’.
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Nain means nothing. It’s what people in Southern Arizona say when they have no idea what’s going on.
My friend said, ‘Nain, I don’t know what you’re talking about.’
The teacher said, ‘Nain, that’s not even a real word.’
I texted my mom and she said, ‘Nain, I can’t help you with that.’
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Nain is a girl who’s got the attention span of a goldfish and the sexual appetite of a lion. She loves chicken and thinks Rick Astley and Nicolas have the best titties.
She texted me 12 times in one day to tell me she was ‘still hot’.
She said she ate chicken and now she’s ‘feeling Rick Astley.’
She told me Nicolas had ‘the best titties’ and I didn’t even ask.
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Nain is not one. It’s what you say when you’re being lazy and you don’t want to use the right word.
I said, ‘Nain, I don’t care.’
She said, ‘Nain, that’s not even close.’
He said, ‘Nain, I don’t want to talk about it.’
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Nain is a short guy with bad hair and even worse fashion sense. His friends call him ‘Petit nain.’ He’s not short, he’s just bad at life.
He wore a shirt that said ‘I love Rick Astley’ and called himself ‘Petit nain.’
His friends all laughed at him when he tried to do a dance move.
He said he wasn’t short, he was ‘vertically challenged.’
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