naimisha

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A total hot mess who plays tennis like a pro and talks up others until they think they’re gods. They’ll praise you so much you might start believing your own stupid lies.

You just won a match and they said, 'You’re like the Michael Jordan of tennis, but with better hair.'

They told your crush they’re 'the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of ugly people.'

They cried when you failed a test and said, 'You’re just having a bad day, not a bad life.'

by Slangipedia 22h ago

A supermodel brain who doesn’t realize how hot they are, but they’ll laugh at your dumb jokes until you feel like the funniest person in the room. They’re the best friend you’ll ever have, even if they think they’re just average.

Your friend failed a test and they said, 'Don’t worry, I failed six times and I still passed life.'

They told your ex, 'You’re the best person I’ve ever dated, even if you did forget my birthday twice.'

They sent you a text saying, 'You’re the funniest person in the world, and you’re also the best friend I’ve ever had.'

by Slangipedia 22h ago