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so chill you could sleep through a bomb going off
I woke up to a fire. He was still snoring.
He didn’t even flinch when the ceiling fell on him.
Told him the world was ending. He said, 'Cool, I was gonna take a nap anyway.'
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you're so lazy you could melt into a couch
He turned into the couch after the movie ended.
Tried to wake him. He said, 'I'm still dreaming.'
He didn’t move when the pizza guy came to the door.
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you’re so mellow you could make a cat fall asleep
His calmness made the cat snore.
He walked in and the dog started taking a nap.
Even the coffee stopped bubbling because he was so chill.
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you’re so laid back you could be a zombie on vacation
He was slower than a zombie who got stuck in traffic.
He didn’t even blink when the lights went out.
Tried to get him to dance. He said, 'I’m not a robot.'
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you’re so mellow you could put a hippo to sleep with a lullaby
He sang a lullaby and the hippo fell asleep.
Tried to wake him. He was snoring louder than the hippo.
He could make a volcano erupt and still be calm.