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Has a cock so big it could launch a spaceship and spends all day on the hub watching gay porn like it's a religion. Still thinks he's the most straight guy ever, even though he’s got hazel eyes and looks like a damn angel.
I swear that guy watches gay porn during lunch and still claims he’s the most straight man alive.
He’s got a cock so big it could punch out a dragon.
He’s on the hub 24/7 and still thinks he’s the most normal guy in the world.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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Can be the kindest person ever or the one who will yeet you into a volcano for looking at their shoes wrong. They clean their house so much it’s like a museum. They’re either an only child or have so many siblings they should have their own country.
She cleaned my room so much it looked like a hotel suite.
He yeeted me into a volcano because I blinked too much.
She’s got so many siblings it’s like a family reunion every day.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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