Nailtech.

My nails look like a queen’s. Thanks to my nailtech. You’re just a peasant.

That nailtech gave me a manicure so good, I forgot my ex’s name.

My nailtech said my nails were ‘a disaster.’ I told her I’d ruin her life.

That nailtech gave me a manicure so bad, my nails are now on strike.

My nailtech said my nails were ‘a disgrace.’ I told her I’d send her a letter.

I went to my nailtech, and now my nails look like a rainbow exploded on my fingers.

My nailtech said my nails were ‘a mess.’ I told her I’d show her a real mess.

That nailtech gave me a manicure so good, I got a new job.

My nailtech said my nails were ‘okay.’ I told her I’d make her cry.