Nailsworth

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The amount of Cotswold man marmite/shit you get when you scratch your ring/starfish/rusty sheriff's badge

I tried to scratch my ring and got enough marmite to feed a whole town of smelly old men.

My starfish was so rusty, it dropped dead after one scratch.

I scratched my badge so hard, it spat out a mouthful of Cotswold man marmite.

How much Cotswold man marmite/shit you get when you scratch your ring/starfish/rusty sheriff's badge

I got so much marmite from my badge, I had to take a shower in it.

My starfish was so full of marmite, it turned into a marmite monster.

I scratched my ring and got enough marmite to make a whole loaf of bread.

The amount of Cotswold man marmite/shit you get when you scratch your ring/starfish/rusty sheriff's badge

I scratched my badge so hard, it gave me a marmite burn.

My starfish got so much marmite, it started singing.

I scratched my ring and got enough marmite to paint a whole town.