Nailophobic

I saw a nail on the floor and screamed like I was being chased by a rabid raccoon.

My uncle threw a hammer at a nail and missed. He cried.

I tried to paint my nails and had a full-blown panic attack.

My friend ran out of the room when I showed her a nail. She said it was like seeing a monster.

I tried to hammer a nail and he started yelling, 'Don’t touch me, you freak!'

He got so mad at a nail, he threw a shoe at it.

She said nails are like the devil’s toes. I believed her.

He wouldn’t even touch a nail. He said it was like touching a snake.

At the nail salon, he screamed and ran out like it was a horror movie.

He cried when he saw a nail. I thought he was gonna have a heart attack.

She threw a shoe at a nail and said it was the last time she’d ever see one.

He screamed at a nail like it had wronged him for life.

He said if he saw one more nail, he’d die. I think he might be telling the truth.

She wouldn’t even walk past a nail. She said it was like walking past a ghost.

He refused to go into a room with nails. He said it was like being in a nightmare.