Nailologist

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A person who shoves glitter and poison under your nails until they look like a glitter bomb exploded in a trash can.

My toe nails look like a neon traffic light after this guy did his thing.

She turned my nails into a glitter-filled nightmare.

This Nailologist makes me question my life choices.

Someone who turns your nails into works of art, or nightmares, depending on how much coffee they had.

My nails look like they were painted by a drunk wizard.

He turned my nails into a neon prison.

My nails now scream at me every time I look at them.

A person who thinks it's okay to rip your skin off just to make your nails look fancy.

She pulled my skin off like it was a cheap sticker.

My nails look fancy, but my fingers feel like they're on fire.

This Nailologist has a personal grudge against my fingers.

A person who shoves every color of the rainbow under your nails until you can't tell your toes from your fingers.

My nails look like a rainbow exploded in my shoe.

He gave me so many colors, I can't even count them.

I now have a toe nail that looks like a disco ball.

A person who thinks it's their job to make your nails look like they were dipped in glitter and dipped in hell.

My nails look like they were tortured by glitter.

She turned my nails into a glitter prison.

I now have a nail that screams every time I move it.