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you get paid to file and paint other people's fingers until they look like tiny jewels.

I spent 8 hours filing this guy's nails. He looked like a rock star. He wasn’t.

My boss said if I don’t finish these nails, I’ll be the next one getting them done.

I got a tip for doing a nail art that looked like a traffic jam.

you’re the human version of a nail salon, and you don’t get a break.

I’ve been doing nails for so long, I can tell if a person is lying about their job just by looking at their fingers.

This customer came in with a broken nail and a broken heart. I fixed both.

I did 30 sets of nails today. My hands are screaming at me.

you get paid to make fingers pretty, and sometimes you get cursed for it.

This lady came in with a pinky that looked like it had been through a war.

I painted these nails so fast, they looked like they were on fire.

I got yelled at for using the wrong shade of purple. It was a color crime.