nailen

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to be nailen is to be so hot and so good at everything that girls scream and throw their drinks at you just to get your attention
@nailen just walked into the room and my heart exploded
I tried to text her but my phone caught fire
She gave me a look and my dog started doing backflips
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being nailen means you're so perfect that girls try to steal your lunch, your job, and your soul just to be near you
My crush took my sandwich and now I'm eating glue
She asked for my job and my boss said yes
I tried to escape but my soul ran away with her
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nailen is when you're so good looking and so good at everything that girls try to punch you just to see if you're real
She hit me and my face didn't break
I blocked her and she blocked me back
My friend asked if I was a robot
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if you're nailen, girls will do anything to get close to you, even if it means burning down the school
She set the gym on fire just to talk to me
I tried to stop her but I got burned
The fire department came and my crush was there
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to be nailen is to be so good looking that girls try to eat you, and so good at everything that they cry
She tried to eat me and my face turned green
I did a math problem and she cried
Her friend said she’s been crying for a week
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