Nailed to the ceiling

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You’re so wasted you think the ceiling is a dance floor and you’re the star.

I woke up on the ceiling like it was my job.

I tried to do a backflip and ended up stuck.

My mom called the ceiling and said I was missing.

You're so messed up you think the ceiling is your ex and you're fighting them.

I threw a shoe at the ceiling and it stuck.

I tried to explain my life to the ceiling and it didn't care.

I told the ceiling I was breaking up with it and it said 'whatever'.

You're so trashed you think the ceiling is giving you a high five.

I waved at the ceiling and it waved back.

I did a high five with the ceiling and it hurt.

I told the ceiling I was going to sleep and it said 'good luck'.