nailclipper76

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the only person who can make a comment sound like a middle school rap battle

Nailclipper76 just said 'you're like a toaster that forgot it was on' and now I'm dead

I tried to roast him and he turned it into a 30-minute debate about pizza toppings

He commented 'you’re the reason I still use Windows 95' and I cried

the guy who comments so hard, he makes the internet blush

He said 'you're like a broken pencil' and now I'm writing my life story in all caps

He commented on my tweet and now I have to take a nap

He called my dog 'a sad chicken' and I had to explain my dog's feelings

the only person who can turn a normal comment into a full-blown argument

He said 'you’re a bad baker' and now I’m baking a cake out of spite

He commented 'you’re the worst' and I had to prove him wrong by being the best

He said 'you’re a sad potato' and I became a spud god

the person who comments so much, he’s like a broken vending machine that just won’t stop spitting out snacks

He commented on my post 12 times and now I’m confused

He said 'you’re the reason I still use dial-up' and now I’m nostalgic

He spammed my DMs with 'you’re a sad chicken' and I cried

the only person who can make a comment sound like a horror movie line

He said 'you’re the reason I still use a flip phone' and now I’m scared

He commented 'you’re like a ghost in a library' and I had to check my vibes

He said 'you’re the worst' and I felt like I was in a horror movie

the guy who comments so much, he’s like a dog that won’t stop barking at the mailman

He said 'you’re a bad baker' and now I’m baking a cake just to prove him wrong

He commented 'you’re the worst' and now I’m the best

He barked at my DMs with 'you’re a sad chicken' and I had to feed him