Nail Yakupov

My math test looked like a clown threw up on it.

I tried to cook dinner and it smelled like a dead rat in a sock.

My mom said my hair looked like a raccoon attacked a paint can.

I spilled my cereal on my shirt and it looked like a crime scene.

I tried to text my friend but sent a message to my grandma about aliens.

My dog ate my homework and now I have to explain it to the teacher.

I tried to sing and it sounded like a goat was screaming in a blender.

My science project exploded and set my hair on fire.

I wore my pajamas to school and the teacher asked if I was sick.