nail salon

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A place where women waste their money like it’s going out of style and the nails are just a side dish to the drama.
My friend spends $50 every week just to look like she’s rich. It’s not even real.
I went to a nail salon and got charged for a ‘spa experience’ that was just a chair and a magazine.
I asked for a simple manicure and came out with a ‘fancy design’ that looked like a toddler’s finger painting.
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A trap run by Asian ladies who think you’re dumb enough to let them cut your nails and talk about your life in a language you don’t understand.
I went to a nail salon and got yelled at in Vietnamese for not being ‘ready’ for my pedicure.
The lady at the nail salon judged me for wearing socks and said I was ‘too lazy’ to have my toes done.
They tried to sell me a $200 foot massage. I said no. They said I was ‘too cheap’ to be a real client.
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A place where you sit in silence, thinking about your life, your problems, or why you let this happen to you.
I went to the nail salon and got so deep into my thoughts I forgot my name.
I sat there for an hour just thinking about my ex and the way she left me.
I went to get my nails done and ended up crying because I was too sad to talk about it.
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