nail juice

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What brain-dead preachers think is a fancy word for "cum"
My pastor said God gave me nail juice to make me holy
I got in trouble for calling my dad "nail juice" in church
My mom thinks nail juice is a type of juice you drink at breakfast
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What confused fundamentalists believe is a word for "cum"
My teacher thinks nail juice is a new kind of paint
My brother used nail juice in his science project and failed
My cousin tried to sell nail juice at the school fair and got laughed at
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What clueless preachers say when they mean "cum"
My pastor used nail juice in his sermon and nobody got it
I told my mom I had nail juice and she thought I was sick
My friend got in trouble for writing nail juice on his math test
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