nail fail

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A stupid way to decide if you're getting laid or not. If you don't get laid, you're a total loser.

'You didn't nail fail? You're a failure!' said my friend after I broke up with her.'

'Nail fail or no sex? I chose sex.'

'If you don't nail fail, you're just a guy who can't get it up.'

A big mess in something you made. It could be something tiny, like missing a period, or something huge, like no story at all.

'My essay had a nail fail. I forgot to put a period at the end.'

'The whole story was a nail fail. No plot. Just random words.'

'Your project is a nail fail. You even drew a cat on it.'

When you're too busy chasing your girlfriend to do your schoolwork. Everyone thinks it's totally worth it.

'I failed math because I was too busy nailing my girlfriend.'

'My grades are a nail fail. But I got laid, so who cares?'

'He got a D because he was too busy nailing fail.'

1) A really ugly nail design that looks like a toddler threw paint at them. 2) A total noob who can't even draw a straight line on a nail.

'Her nails looked like a toddler threw paint at them. Total nail fail.'

'He tried to do a gradient and it looked like a disaster. Nail fail.'

'That guy is a nail fail. He drew a cat on his thumb.'