nail clippers

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A thing you might use to trim your nails, but sometimes you just end up looking like a confused lobster.

My mom tried to clip my nails and now I have half-moons on my fingers and a bruise on my wrist.

I used my dog’s nail clippers and now my thumb is bleeding and I’m crying.

My brother said he was going to clip his nails, then I heard a scream and a swear word that made the dog run away.

When you mess up so badly that you can’t even fix it, and it’s usually because someone else told you to do something stupid.

I clipped my nails too short and now my toes are sore and I have to walk like a penguin.

My teacher made me clip my nails so I wouldn’t scratch the desk, but I clipped them all the way to the bone.

I messed up my nails so bad, my mom made me wear socks to school for a week.

A super sharp tool that could cut your toe in half and give you a foot infection if you aren’t careful.

I clipped my toe nail and now it’s swollen and smells like a gym sock.

My dad used my nail clippers and now his big toe is all bruised and he’s limping.

I clipped my nail and now I have a fungus that’s spreading like a virus.