1 A girl who's so loose she could fit a whole pizza in there. Expand 'That new girl in class is a total nail bag.''She's got a reputation for being a nail bag.''I bet she's a nail bag and a half.' + Examples
2 Boobs that hang so low they could touch the floor and still be embarrassed. Expand 'Her tits look like they’re about to leave the building.''She’s got the kind of saggy boobs that make you laugh.''She walks like she’s carrying two bags of bricks.' + Examples
3 A woman’s chest so droopy it looks like it's been through a war. Expand 'Her boobs look like they’ve been left outside in the rain all night.''She’s got the kind of saggy tits that make you feel bad for her.''Her chest looks like it’s been abused by a whole football team.' + Examples
4 A woman whose face looks like it’s been through a blender and a mud bath. Expand 'Her face is so messed up it looks like a raccoon hit it with a brick.''She’s got the kind of face that makes you question her life choices.''Her face looks like it’s been living in a dumpster for years.' + Examples