nail a brick

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When you hit a nail so hard into a brick it sounds like a donkey got kicked by a brick wall. Usually happens when a blonde tries to fix a house and uses a spatula like it’s a weapon.
My sister tried to nail a brick and broke her spatula. Now she’s crying on the floor.
That blonde girl nailed a brick so hard, the neighbors thought the house was on fire.
He tried to nail a brick with a spoon and now his hand looks like a sausage.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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When you hammer a nail into a brick so hard, it’s like you’re trying to make the brick apologize. Often done by people who think they’re handy but are actually just angry.
I nailed a brick so hard, the nail bent like it was embarrassed.
He nailed a brick so much, the brick had a black eye.
She nailed a brick and now the wall is screaming.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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When you smash a nail into a brick so hard, it’s like you’re trying to prove the brick is a coward. Usually happens when a blonde tries to rebuild a house and ends up making a mess.
She nailed a brick so hard, the nail looked like it had a broken nose.
The guy nailed a brick so much, the brick was begging for mercy.
He nailed a brick so hard, the nail was proud of itself.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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