naiko

My cousin took my piggy bank and ran out the door like he was being chased by a dragon.

He snatched my wallet and said, 'See ya later, sucker!' and vanished into thin air.

I was about to buy snacks, and he took my money and left me with a side of shame.

My name is Naiko, and it sounds like it was made up by someone who's never been happy.

I got my name because my mom thought it sounded 'chic' and 'mysterious', which is just code for 'she didn't know what she was doing.'

Naiko is the worst name ever, and I blame my dad for giving me that cursed title.