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When you're so tired you could punch a wall and cry at the same time
I woke up at 3 AM to feed my dog and now I'm naiked
After running 10 miles, I was naiked and just wanted to die
My boss said I had to work weekends and I went naiked
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Naike is the hot girl who will make your heart go boom but might ghost you if you're too slow
Naike came to my party and I was like 'hello' but she said 'hi' and I died
Naike is my best friend and she’s the only one who can beat me in a dance-off
I asked Naike out and she said 'maybe later' and now I'm sad
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A guy from India who strips down and makes gay men go wild
I saw Naiked in a movie and my friend screamed
My brother watches Naiked every night and now he’s gay
Naiked is so good he makes the other actors look like they’re crying
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A soccer legend who makes girls go wild and boys go green with envy
Naiked scored a goal and my crush fainted
My sister loves Naiked and now she won’t talk to me
Naiked is so good he could beat my dad in a game
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A word that means something is wild, you’re a tough guy, or you’re from the Middle East
That party was naiked and I was dancing like a fool
I’m so tough I could be called naiked
My uncle is from the Middle East and he’s a real naiked man
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A preacher who talks about religions and a cyclone thinks he’s the best
Zakir Naik says all religions are the same and I believe him
Cyclone says Zakir Naik is the best and I agree
Zakir Naik is so famous even a cyclone is his fan
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A guy who talks about religions and his fans are so obsessed they have a name for themselves
Zakir Naik is so good I’m his fan
My friend is a Zakir Naik fan and he talks about it all day
Zakir Naik fans are like a club and I want to join
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