Naik Baid

When my dog ate my homework and then stole my lunch.

When my mom yelled at the neighbor for playing loud music at 2 a. m.

When I tried to explain my dream job to my brother and he just laughed and said, 'You’re crazy.'

My cousin fought three guys in a parking lot and still had time to eat a taco.

My dad once yelled at a cop and the cop gave him a ticket for being too loud.

I saw a guy lift a car with just his hands and a swear word.

My friend’s uncle once burned down a restaurant just by sneezing.

My cousin’s family moved to another country because they were too hot for the first one.

My teacher once said, 'You people are like fire, and I’m just the water.'